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Genre-Zombie says: I can has critic?
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From: deiseach Date: July 7th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Okay, Mr. Smartypants

*You* tell me what an undead cyborg alien warrior princess zombie with robotic vocal chords and a rotting tongue would sound like as she lurches towards you, chainmail bikini askew, seeking to brand you with the mark of genre infamy!

Zombie lolcatz - now there's a notion to strike fear into the bravest heart...
fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 7th, 2007 02:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Okay, Mr. Smartypants

Ex-ter-min-nate-z. Ex-ter-mi-nate-z.

bellatrys From: bellatrys Date: July 7th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Awright, you two, knock it off!

After all, we don't want TEH MAINSTR33M to think we're Unserious, do we?
From: deiseach Date: July 7th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aw, rats, you're no fun

And we could have worked it up into a nice little feud, too, with cliques and factions and experts on zombies/linguistics/zombie linguistics throwing in their tuppence worth...
fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 7th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aw, rats, you're no fun

Feud? And I was after hoping I'd be invited for tea and scones..... (after all, I do live just off Waterford St)... I can has brains?
From: deiseach Date: July 8th, 2007 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Wars have started over less

I'm practically nearly certain it is obligatory (for the sake of our fannish credentials) to swear undying enmity and duel to the death (lightsabres optional) over the finer points of minutiae such as the exact phrasing an undead cyborg bionic alien warrior princess genre zombie would use as it lurched stiff-legged and decomposing towards its terrified victim.

And you were the one mentioned Daleks - dude! no!

*Has* to be the Cybermen, what else in this context?

(Cyberman? Cyberwoman? Damn it, has political correctness reached this far and should I be saying Cyberperson?)
fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 8th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Wars have started over less

Does that mean no tea and scones? Drat!

You're right, it should be the Cyberfolk.... Only they never said EX-TER-MI-NATE.

From: deiseach Date: July 8th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Not really a scone person

But knock yourself out - here's some virtual strawberry jam (the Wexford strawberries are in season right now) and some cream, and a nice strong cup of Barry's tea.

Milk? How many sugars?

"Only they never said EX-TER-MI-NATE"

And we're back where we started: just what would a zombie utter if it didn't mewl as it tottered grimly onwards? And that's "mewl (cry weakly or softly)", not "mew/meow/miaow (sound zombielolcatz make)" Sure, there's the ever-popular low, guttural moaning, but still - and besides, I don't think they want to exterminate, more assimilate (oh great, now I've dragged the Borg in.)

Hey, the Borg! Cyborg bionic alien warrior princess - that's covered, save for the undead bit. Zombie Borg? Whaddya think? *Is* it possible for Borg to be zombies, what with the nanotech and all? The way Seven resurrected Neelix after he was well dead? And as a digression - why? Neelix was finally dead and gone and well and truly an ex-annoyance, and they brought him back! Noooo!!!!

I'm telling you, this discussion could run and run!
bellatrys From: bellatrys Date: July 8th, 2007 12:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

brain...broken...divide by cucumber--

The way Seven resurrected Neelix after he was well dead? And as a digression - why? Neelix was finally dead and gone and well and truly an ex-annoyance, and they brought him back! Noooo!!!!

You're kidding, right?

I didn't see a whole lot of that show, but - WTF? They killed off Neelix [Yay! Most annoying comic relief pre-Jar-Jar EVAR] and then they brought him back again?!?!?!

Why? For the love of Murphy, WHY?????
From: deiseach Date: July 8th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: brain...broken...divide by cucumber--

It was in "Mortal Coil", the 12th episode of the 4th season. Details here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Coil_(Voyager_episode)

As to why they did it, no idea other than to (1) show off the awesomeness of the Borg and Seven of Nine (2) to make some cutesy point about family and all that jazz with that Talaxian festival (yes, yet another Talaxian festival, I'm afraid); also maybe about religion, though I'm danged if I know what it was - religion is false, we're all gone when we die since the soul does not survive, there's no such thing as the soul, there's no afterlife, but never mind, we can still pretend and believe in those fairytales because they give us a warm, fuzzy feeling? (3) er, um, they thought Neelix was popular? Yes, they got rid of Kes and kept Neelix. Yet more proof that whoever was in charge of "Voyager" had no idea what they were doing; the dog's dinner they made of that series, which could have been half-decent... but I digress.

Ooh - Neelix could have been a zombie! Brought back without a soul by Borg nanoprobes - sounds close enough to me!

fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 8th, 2007 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Not really a scone person

Resistance is futile. Must have braaaaaaaaaaaains. (Actually, the more interesting question is whether the Borg are alive as we understand the term, given that they are a blend of organic and inorganic components).

Actually, I thought the resurrection of Neelix was an interesting trope (afterwards, he loses his religion).

Strawberry jam sounds lovely. I never take milk in my tea.
fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 7th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Awright, you two, knock it off!

Oh noes!!
bellatrys From: bellatrys Date: July 8th, 2007 11:58 am (UTC) (Link)

a Zombie-catz sighting?

here at caribou's place.
fledgist From: fledgist Date: July 8th, 2007 01:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: a Zombie-catz sighting?

Now, that's a hungry cat!
From: deiseach Date: July 8th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: a Zombie-catz sighting?

That cat *does* look like it's going "Braaaaaaains!"
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